UCLA RB runs a 7 yd carry in practice, promptly retires


An unnamed running back for UCLA decided to retire after gaining a 7 yd carry in practice.   Spectators described the carry where the the running back avoided 8 tackles in route to gaining 7 yd gain as glorious and somewhat magical.

When asked why he decided to retire, the unnamed running back stated, “I believe I achieved a pinnacle in this offense, there is really nothing left for me to achieve.”   It was reported that the UCLA coaching staff were ecstatic with this news and have already began implementing a plan called “Operation Utah”.